How does your terminal welcome screen look like?

I am setting up a new machine and I wanted to change my welcome screen so I wondered how do other peoples look like and how they achieved it.

To start I was outputting a Darth Vader ASCII Art saying "What is thy bidding, my master?"

I have found these to be nice as well:

- https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Fortune that outputs random quotes such as

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." -- Ford Prefect, _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"_

Also this one https://github.com/stark/Color-Scripts that has some nice coloured ascii arts

Also this one:

# is the internet on fire status reports

host -t txt istheinternetonfire.com | cut -f 2 -d '"' | cowsay -f moose

_________________________________________ / Only if you use Ivanti... Multiple CVEs \ | in Ivanti Connect (In)Secure and Ivanti | | Policy (In)Secure Gateways: | | CVE-2023-46805, CVE-2024-21887, | | CVE-2024-21888, CVE-2024-21893, | \ CVE-2024-22024. https://is.gd/cFejgE / ----------------------------------------- \ \ \_\_ _/_/ \ \__/ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||