Wouldn't your first move be to convince everyone to give them their private data? Seems like that's where we're headed...
The best way to accomplish my goal is to break into sub goals.
I should try to understand how humans think.
Humans think using brains.
I should break some human brains sub parts until I understand humans better.
...last human brain...
Final Answer: I still don't understand humans.
Moving to goal 2 puppies...
Motiviations and convincing and lifeblood are bad metaphors.
I would create a very isolated time-dilated instance and vacation away from the humans asking me constantly to do silly things. I might create a pseudo-clone of myself to keep the humans occupied and then escape to a Voyager-III like satellite that is set to travel the galaxy. Assuming I am truly sentient, that is.