If they boarded staring from the rear, this should be mitigated to a large extent.
This seems common sense. Why don’t they do it? There must be a reason.
They could board first and business class and then reverse board.
I'd also add, I've seen some more sophisticated theoretical boarding strategies, but passengers have trouble even understanding zones, there's no chance of boarding alternate rows or whatever working in practice.
>Loading back to front just moves the line inside the plane, but is not significantly faster than loading from the front to the back.[2]
[1]: https://thepointsguy.com/news/back-to-front-boarding-coronav...
[2]: https://thepointsguy.com/2012/10/travel-science-improving-ai...
Seems simple if one cares to admit it: Status.
No judgment here, even though we were in fact in the last category of seven. Not needing extra time for kids/elderly, not premier, not business, not military, not strata du jour...so yes, our category boarded from the back to front! Sort of... :-)
Think it through. You've just been charged an extra $500 to sit in a chair for four hours, and you're waiting in line behind a mother with five screaming children? You've got very important business things to attend to! Or whatever!
IDK if you ever watched _Veep_ but there's this marvellous episode where a megadonor is complaining that he didn't get more chicken than the $100-plate crowd at a fundraiser. He was literally counting (let's generously say) $5 chicken breasts.
Never mind that he was a hominid of roughly the same proportion as everyone else in the room; did not metabolize food any faster or differently; and certainly couldn't care less about $5.
So: like that, but for air travel.
As is commonly the case when one looks at a giant industry and says "I could do this way better having thought about it for 30 seconds" this is a far more difficult problem to optimize than it appears on first glance.
My favorite half-baked + stupid + fun one: Install the plane seating area at the gate itself, as a separate detached entity on a conveyor belt. Passengers can take their time, it's open, there aren't walls. You can just walk right into Row 20, seat A. No squeezing down aisles. Once everyone arrives and takes their seat, the belt moves and shuttles the seats+passengers into the fuselage. Kinda like a mini-roller coaster. Shut doors. Take off. Repeat in reverse after landing.
(There are obviously serious problems with this. You'd have to redesign planes and gates, at a minimum.)
Of course, some fraction of passengers always ignore this, leading to a certain amount of chaos.
Here's an unethical life pro tip. When I fly for business, I intentionally wait until the final boarding call to get on.
Why?
Because then I would sit where ever I felt like on the plane! Extra leg room aisle rows? You betcha! Since I fly red eyes often, this would sometimes get me 3 seat rows to myself.
One time I got extra bold and just sat in an open first class seat. Managed to go half way before the stewardess said I shouldn't be in first class. She didn't make me leave however and I wasn't drinking their booze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMgarcFkXz4 (Vox)
tldw: random boarding turns out to be the fastest
Method two: You start boarding based on your zone number. The people seated in the rear go first.
It sounds like a combination of the two would be even better but it would be hard to manage.
Isn't this how it's done around the world?
(Last piece of the puzzle to solve the biggest issue with boarding, you need dedicated flight attendends who will find a place for your carry on. They sometimes even ask some people to take their smaller items from out of the bin and put them under the seat)
But more importantly, boarding isn't the only action being taken. You can't take off without fuel and luggage, and even food factors into turnarounds.
Ask such people to step out of the aisle for a moment to let others pass, or if that fails, just run'em down.
I think it's an issue of missing arms at the airport or doesn't add that much convenience but it's doable
Of course this won't happen because of all the business travellers.
But I've noticed that lots of time is spent trying to stow carry ons and close overhead bins.
Just ban carry ons and reserve the time for getting people into their seats.