So anyway, I am "sniffing the air". The guardian newspaper opens my account online but to cancel I need to call between 9 and 5. That's kind of run of the mill dark pattern. My wife is currently arguing with Hello Fresh because an account we cancelled has been reopened and deliveries sent and charges made - a second time - first after a door to door salesman came round and was told no. And again with no obvious cause.
Am I being paranoid - or are all the subscription services now simply outright lying to keep the taps turned on for a few more months?
My seven year old daughters opinion "if the company does not make mummy happy then the company won't make any money anyway". Smart kid.
My thinking is that I've signed up for something via a form on the web then I should be able to cancel the same way. If I've supplied a credit card to pay for the service via web then I should be able to remove that payment method via the web as well.
So if they say I have to cancel by calling them on the phone I won't do that anymore. I will instead just send an email to their customer service address informing them (rather than requesting) of my cancellation. I also specifically tell them that I withdraw my consent for them to charge my card (I don't actually know if this does anything). If they respond by telling me to contact them via phone I just tell them no.
I additionally sometimes cancel the card they have on file so they will be unable to charge me. If I have a direct debit in place (this is a UK thing) I just log into my online banking and cancel the direct debit.
I did recently have a case where my card was billed again because I didn't cancel the card and they justified it by saying their terms and conditions contain a 30 days notice to cancel (this was a b2b SaaS). I responded by reiterating that they didn't have my consent to charge the card they had on file and I then filed a chargeback with the bank and got the £400 back.
I ran into almost the same thing with Pretty Litter. When I tried to renew that the credit card wouldn't add after I got a new one and removed the compromised card. But they wanted to call me to put my card back on. Couldn't do it through their website. I declined that too and never looked back.
My last personal experience was also a dark pattern. Tried cancelling a newspaper, was informed that I was to late for the recurring year subscription, did I want to cancel after this subscription? So I asked about the legal right of to the notice period of a month, and yes sure that was also possible. Would I like to use my credit for another subscription? No I want my money back, oh yeah that's possible.
This should be way easier...
That's not a dark pattern?
> A dark pattern is "a user interface that has been carefully crafted to trick users into doing things, such as buying overpriced insurance with their purchase or signing up for recurring bills".
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> Am I being paranoid - or are all the subscription services now simply outright lying to keep the taps turned on for a few more months?
Just because of your experience with a few, does not mean all of them are like that.