Or if you're one of the lucky few blessed with happy package management, what is it you love about yours?
The Python community is chasing new shinies that are 98% correct (e.g. Poetry... which you'd think wouldn't be so damn slow) instead of insisting on 100% which is usually cheaper and faster than the interminable process of pushing a bubble around under the rug.
I had my own problems w/ conda back in the day but got back into it recently because today you can be up and running w/ transformer models on the GPU in conda in minutes, which is about 3000x faster than it was back in the day. I sketched out a design for a correct package manager for Python that only worked on wheels. Packages based on eggs would have to be built into wheels... It turns out that you pretty much have to do the same thing if you need to install pip packages into a conda installation and have it work 100% of the time.
IMO xml/json/yaml are PITA file formats.