These aren’t statistical word salad, they are statistics in inter-relational contexts.
This mulching of statistical knowledge with the resources of the entire learning set is an impressive tool.
We should not take it too seriously in this way.
The way it should be taken seriously is through directed work (fix my code, manage my digital resources, perform remote work.)
Good luck!
I see it as A.I. safety problem in that its hypnotic abilities could be used to:
(1) promote bogus crypto tokens,
(2) scam people on dating sites,
(3) outperform anybody who got bullied in school on the Turing test.
(4) write replies to Elon Musk’s tweets that really make him squee.