Best place to publish a Haiku, accessible 10k years from now?

Without jokes, build a successful religion with the haiku in focus. But it probably won't survive in its exact form over this time. Lots of physical artifacts with the haiku engraved distributed over the world should provide error correction. You also need to keep the language of the haiku intact. Provide a superb language specification like Pāṇini did for Sanskrit. Making it a sacred language like Arabic in Islam seems to add some kind of longevity.

Or piggy-back on some similar endeavour and inject your haiku.

1) Buy a piece of land with an outcropping of hard rock. Carve it into the rock.

That's about the only thing that we know for a fact that can last for time spans in that range.

2) Convince a major manufacturer of stainless steel pans to stamp your haiku onto every pan they make.

Those should be findable in landfills for that long, and the advantage over the rock carving is redundancy.

3) If you don't care about ethics, create a highly-infectious retrovirus that encodes it in the DNA of every human it infects.

Humans might be extinct by then, but in that case there wouldn't be anyone to read it anyway, right?

Australian aboriginals have been orally passing on their history for thousands of years. Perhaps you could interest them? https://www.qcaa.qld.edu.au/about/k-12-policies/aboriginal-t...

I'm trying to think, do we have ANYTHING that gets even close to the criteria of 10k years? Yes, there's the bible and stuff, but that's not even close to 10k years old. It might be impossible on earth.

Your best bet may be to come up with some mathematical representation of the haiku, like the arecibo message, and send thousands of copies of it into the solar system, and hope that 10k years from now we will have the technology to find and decipher them.

I think the best bet might be a large number of fired clay tablets, probably with other languages to help provide a guide to recreating the text in the future (rosetta stone). You'd want to store them in places that are dry, and not prone to flooding. Caves seem like a decent option (dead sea scrolls) though ideally you'd cover a large geographic range for redundancy.

The 10,000 year clock project might have some useful ideas for you. Though buying a mountain in the desert, then drilling a hole in it is only possible with privilege and obscurity.

https://longnow.org/ideas/02017/06/07/how-can-we-create-a-ma... Scroll to the section "Projects that inspired the Manual For Civilization:"

https://longnow.org/store/proto-1-drawings-pbk/

"Long Now has compiled a record of all of the drawings made to create Prototype 1 of the 10,000 Year Clock into a new self published book.

Geared towards the mechanically inclined, this book is a highly technical document of manufacturing specifications. It also includes several math notebooks and spreadsheets that Danny Hillis used to make the underlying calculations for parts of the Clock.

Long Now hopes that the widespread distribution of these plans will ensure that the knowledge and work that went into building our first Clock prototype is not lost and that this will help the survival of the Clock itself and the long-term thinking it represents."

Engrave it on a bullet and use the bullet to murder someone famous. When arrested, eat a poisonous pill with the same inscription written on the pill holder. Historians will take note.

Oral tradition. It's conspicuous and anything written is privileged as the ability to read is a privilege. If it doesn't survive, it shouldn't survive.

Language itself will likely evolve to be almost indistinguishable from its present form. You may preserve the words but the meanings may drift or be lost. People have to be "taught" how to pronounce Shakespeare and how to understand the puns, and that's only a few hundred years old. It's an interesting problem and I look forward to solutions that will be proposed in these comments.

I'm curious now what haiku you believe to be valuable enough to store for 10000 years.

Any bites?

Ten thousand years is an extremely long time for humanity, we didn't have computers 100 years ago, in 10,000 years who knows what revolutionary technology we'll have.

So much construction and development has engulfed the world. So you probably couldn't guarantee that anything even remotely close to a city now, will be the same that far into the future.

This means if you want to etch it into a rock it needs to be in a remote and dead part of the world which will likely never be developed, probably a desert. Or at the bottom of an ocean somewhere... But then no one will ever read it.

The best way to ensure it's still known that far in the future, is to make it popular somehow, copies will exist in history, the internet and throughout culture.

An engraved granite tombstone with the haiku repeated in multiple languages. Convince a lot of people to add this to their grave when they die. A cemetery is likely to remain stable as hallowed, undisturbed ground for many thousands of years. Even if future civilizations (the time frame we're talking about) forget and don't realize they're building on a burial ground, once they discover it it will be recognized as important to preserve. Burial and death rituals will likely remain preserved for 10k years. For fun, add a base64 encoded data uri representation of the haiku on the monument.

On the side of a new, better constructed pyramid, alongside the others in Egypt?

Solar-powered e-ink display raspberry pi zero.

convince space organisation like nasa to have it written on some satellites which will be pushed into graveyard orbit when its service is over. satellite in graveyard orbit can last for really very long. even if the life as we know today is destroyed, satellites in graveyard orbit will still be there.

In a few years hop on a spaceship to the moon and then carve your haiku into rock there.

Think rock symbols of chilean dessert

Didn't www.neocities.org just re-organize?

Collections of its predecessor's web sites, geocities?

Where better to leave letters?

Missed your chance with this.

OP could have been haiku.

Please share your haiku!