I figure it sounds ridiculous, but... any more ridiculous than war?
I could imagine that, if we asked The Great AI in the Sky, that it could have told us a solution that would have prevented this most recent war (the one taking all the headlines currently because of all the white victims) -- Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
The Great AI in the Sky would probably say something like:
US objectives met:
- maintains ability to act with near-total impunity around the world
- further burnishes its reputation as benevolent leader of the world
- places some constraints on Russia
Russia objective met: - security concerns addressed adequately enough
Ukraine objective met: - civilians not needlessless slaughtered
- country/cities/industries not flattened
Europe objective met: - uninterrupted time to continue navel-gazing
And then maybe some solutions: - Solution 1 (Amazon's choice)
- Ukraine neutrality
- whatever else
- Solution 2
- Ukraine neutrality
- some other whatever else
- Solution 3
- WarGames (get popcorn)
- Ukraine get back to it's 1994 borders
- Russia get's Alaska instead (except the islands that are in front of the Canada coast)
- Canada abandon NATO
The challenge is still getting any of the parties to agree to them.