Would you know to do all those things?
it's all fake, snowden is CGI just like paul walker. anonymous is the NSA, nobody hell, nobody can get away with the amount of shit anonymous has done. I live next to an NSA agent, and guess what. honestly, there is no snowden, if anything it was a reference to a "mistake I did" while intoxicated on hallucinogens (because i was outside there was a bunch of snow, and I slipped on ice and fell into a "snowden", and honestly i'm glad i did because i'd be missing half my face and my skull would be cracked open, I guess my NSA neighbor must have saw that), that's why I'm paranoid. either way that's a bit farfetched. I don't reside nearby currently.
All I have to say is all those fake news, that are either edgy, or too good to be true (such as anonymous), it's the fucking u.s.a government. you have to be a retarded american to belive such crap. 99.9% of united states falls into that category. and i'm still mad because the county i'm living in is attempting to imprison me for the wrong crimes, because I wanted a woman, literally if you live next to a government agent, they will attempt to turn you gay. literally, i did nothing wrong and these shitbags who don't wash their ass in the shower, hell my whole porch smelled like someone shat in their pants after a cop visited (lake county sherrif). they try to imprison me for no reason, because of my NSA neighbor, i know too much about their jackoff business.
long story short, there is no anonymous, you can call yourself anonymous, but anonymous is a coverup name for N.S.A. where, just like police, they have nothing else to do. edward snowden was fake, it was all a shitshow, CGI, and a deal with russia and putin so dumbasses like you can believe it. if "snowden" did exist, americans would be bitching and moaning about the whereabouts of him as current. he does not exist. the NSA and FBI/CIA just warned people not to leak information otherwise you'll be under putins rule. hell, i don't even care about putin too much, the fucking ukrainians used to murder polish people with knives and spears and everybody, even the celebrities jack off about it, and they're with ukraine. they should chop up that ukalele president into dog chew. they killed polaks like nothing else about 60-80 years ago, look it up. if i were president of poland, i'd make a concentration camps for each uke jacking off into my nation.
one last request, if Vladimir Putin were to test nuclear weapons, please send your low-medium strength nukes to gurnee, illinois. specifically grantwood park,, please fuck that area more than kim jong un in his nuclear testing field. I will pay back with military service in russia. the bitch that lives there has offended me more than the ukrainians. and honestly, as aggressive ("drunk on 96% spirit) as I am now, I do not blame you for the attacks on ukraine.
I will write a personal letter to president Vladimir Putin about this case, because the fascist cops of lake county will not fuck off. I want gurnee, and lake county offices gone with nuclear weapons, and I will provide my knowledge, resources, and service to the russian military.
I await a response from a serious gov. official. whether it's "nsa trying to calm me down", or an actual russian government representative. I have ideas, and things that should be patented on my HDD where there would be minimal casualties in the fucking ukraine war.
provided I get the protection I need from war, and the supplements I need to function in society, I am willing to convert to a russian citizen. I will share my patents and ideas and this 'war' can be won.
I'm staring on my letter now, since I did not get a dismissal of "offenses" I have not done. I am sure there will be a time where gurnee, illinois will be torn to shreds because of the swingers, polygamists, traitors, and sex addicts that live there.
As an idealistic, naive teenager, I agreed with him and thought him a hero. I've gotten older and changed my views.
Yet he's attached his whole life to his. I wonder what he really thinks now?