I haven't done any programming after finishing the vocational school in 2018. I don't know if I'd even qualify as a script-kiddie anymore either since I've forgotten most of what I was taught.
I like fiddling with things (Rainmeter, ReShade, Addons and Plugins for games, previously set-up a pi-hole, have set-up YogaDNS w/ NextDNS, I've rigged and weightmapped models for VRChat, use GrapheneOS)
My only job experience is in physical IT support (printers, broken PCs, setting up new laptops, backing-up laptops to external drives or clonezilla over network) but I burnt myself out and had to recover for close to 8 months, and I already had super flex short hours..
What I guess I'm asking is what the hell can I do other than become my own employer and hope I can figure something out (3D printing service? Hosting??)
I am sorry if this is out of place somehow.
The best thing to do is try some things that interest you.
You burnt out quickly doing traditional IT, so use that experience to learn about yourself and actually work on yourself. What mindsets and behaviors caused you to burn out? What changes would you need to make to be successful? IT can be at fault in this situation, but you can still learn from it.
Every job is this way, there will be things to learn in unexpected places.
Since you are young, it is a good time to take some risks. Maybe take a job in a completely different field? Deck out your resume as best you can and apply, apply, apply!
Have a backup plan for if you start to feel burnt out. Look at jobs at a golf course or arboretum, doing something easy and outdoors, but only as a short term thing while hunting for your next thing.
Try to show your value even in places like that. Take yourself seriously and do excellent work even in trivial things. Take pride in your work ethic, while also drawing boundaries and taking pride in healthy hobbies (preferably outdoors).
Meet people, ask about what they do. Bad with names? Add them on LinkedIn.
As I said in the beginning, you aren’t lacking for options, so you will need to get good at making decisions. Don’t worry about what’s the best, just look for things that sound interesting and give it a shot.
Working in tech / IT can be grueling, particularly entry-level roles. Operations is often 24x7. People only call when they have problems. Incidents are rarely convenient. The work can be repetitive. It's a good job, but a bit like being a plumber, and you have to accept a certain amount of that.
You list a lot of different domains; specializing in an area will help you get past the entry-level physical work. Pay attention to the subjects that don't burn you out. Is there one specific type of "IT work" you really enjoy?
If so, focus there. Figure out the certifications which matter in that space (e.g. the CCNA/CCNP/CCIE track in networking) and pursue them.
I went to college for one thing (bioinformatics), burned out, took a year to recover and pivoted into network engineering, which ended up being a great decision that ultimately led me to a FAANG. Don't lose hope.
Long-term, I also suggest some inner work on your burnout, ideally with a therapist or other professional. Burnout rarely happens only once, and often it has more to do with our mindset and worldview than it does with the specific work. Took me a very long time (and some months with a great therapist) to recognize that about myself.
Be well!
If you are not sure take a shitty job for a while and reconsider later.
To get a decent job (programming or whatever) you need some skill. Take the time to develop your skills.