What if C, Java, Go, Python, C#, Swift, Ruby are in a boxing ring?

This question is one for the ages.

I think they are in different weight classes and fighting for different belts.

Java would run everywhere.

C is Mike Tyson.

Java is Ali

C# is George Foreman

Swift is Sugar Ray Robinson

Python is Sugar Ray Leonard

Go is Glass Joe from Punch out.

Ruby is your little sister.

The result will depend on who the referee is.

They'll all hit assembler on the metal.