I reached a real person at Google Domains and managed to get things escalated to "Specialist". Their response: "we can't help you, post about it on the community forums" (which I had already done 20 days prior).
This account "owns" digital goods, thousands of songs (likely deleted, as Google Music has since been shut down), and some domain names. Google is actively stealing these things, but they don't care and, "can't help".
I'm just looking for resources to reach a real person that can actually do something.