Why Do You Exist?

Tried the alternative. The tax breaks were amazing. But there seemed to be something missing. Like, well, everything.

So I attended a weekend seminar on a reality timeshare. Given their high-pressure sales tactics, eventually it seemed easier just to get the timeshare. Property management is always the issue. I get it for 16 hours/day, roughly.

There’s always something to do. Manifest, translate, rotate, follow a single trajectory in the time-space continuum. Manipulate physical realms as they are understood here. Occasionally “go quantum” as the kids say. A little vibrational gardening here and there. It’s nice. If it gets too loud, you can always puncture your eardrums or turn down the audio volume.

Harder to turn down the visual contrast in physical reality. Tried adjusting some knobs, but the girl made it very clear that those weren’t for me to adjust.

I don't know. Ask my parents.

I help maximize production of thermodynamic entropy.

To hydrogenate carbon dioxide.

A long chain of organisms perpetuated itself until the present day. Will keep you posted if the line continues.