What are some of the ways to destroy your asset without giving it away?

Serious answer: I run a business doing this exact thing for some very wealth clients looking to disappear some cash. My fee is 5% of the total assets you want destroyed. I offer a few different methods, so get in touch and I should be able to get it sorted.

I've always liked Leonard Wibberley's idea from "The Mouse On Wall Street": buy stock in a company that's headed towards bankruptcy. As the stock price continues to fall, your money essentially vanishes into thin air.

I offer you the opportunity to wire it to me and you'll never have to think about it again.

Sell it for $1 in cash, then burn the dollar.